i came home today to beck blazing the roof off the apartment. grilled cheese burning on the stove and this guy named Nills. roomates dont know him, and he's drunker than cat piss. i think he's from minn and just broke up with his girlfriend. he leaves every couple minutes and then resurfaces only to say he's drunk and his grilfriend is on the search for combustible cocks. whatever that means. he doesnt know where he lives doesnt have a cell phone and a strange chevy blazer is outside honking it's horn.
i think it's time to lock the door.
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